Moolah! Dough! Bucks!

I know someone whom we will keep anonymous by naming him Maynard.

Maynard is a quite listener, Loud talker, wears his heart on his sleeve, and exemplifies the virtue of charity Christ has for all mankind.

Maynard was listening in on a conversation where a mother/wife, was expressing her financial woes with another lady: husband just lost job, son on mission, and family to feed. Maynard takes out a wad of $100 bills and has a messenger give it to her.

Maynard has done charitable acts hundreds and hundreds of times.

Bees Make Delicious Honey and "Deathicus"

It all happened when a rogue hive plopped itself in the backyard of the Linfords.

A nice old man (a long-time beeman that is slow and arthritic) and his nephew volunteered to remove the bee hive. They wanted to inspect it first to see what kind of equipment they would need for later. They were told it was in the backyard and unaware of the exact location of the hive they started searching. They lifted up a board a smidgin and that's all it took for the hive to come alive! The bees immediately swarmed the intruders, stinging them rapidly.

FYI "The sting's injection of apitoxin into the victim is accompanied by the release of alarm pheromones, a process which is accelerated if the bee is fatally injured. Release of alarm pheromones near a hive or swarm may attract other bees to the location, where they will likewise exhibit defensive behaviors until there is no longer a threat, typically because the victim has either fled or been killed. "

The nephew ran away with only 5 stingers in his head but the old man was too slow to escape the Fury. He walked a short distance, dropped to his knees, and then curled up in the fetal position and swatted them from his head. With all the commotion a Linford came out of the house, grabbed a hose and started spraying off the bees from the old man. "His back was completely covered in bees," he said. Another Linford came out armed with soap and defensive tactics, which he learned from Googling "bees" earlier that day. Coincidence?

The old man was not escaping so the rescue had to come to him. He ended up with over 50 stingers in his person.

What are Neighbors For?

Jim is our neighbor!

Tackle of suspect wins award for Mesa man

Senta Scarborough
The Arizona Republic
Dec. 10, 2005 12:00 AM Jim Contreras hadn't played football in years, but when a fleeing suspect ran toward his Mesa home, the former high school defensive end tackled and held him until police arrived.

This week, Mesa police honored him for capturing a suspect who fled from Maricopa County Sheriff's Office and Mesa officers July 17.

"I just didn't want him going into my house. I'm not a hero. I think anyone would do it to protect their family," said Contreras, 46, a construction superintendent. "The award should be for them. They do this everyday. This was just a reaction."


Contreras's 7-year old son, Nicholas, also received an award from Mesa police for helping to protect his family by going inside his house when his father asked and locking the front door.

He was made a junior deputy by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office.

"It was scary," Nicholas Contreras, who wants to become a police officer, said. "I thought he was going to come into the house."

Mesa police Officer James Keeling recommended Contreras and his son for the awards.

The man, who had several outstanding warrants, ditched his car on U.S. 60, fled into the neighborhood and tried to enter several homes.

He was caught in the 1400 block of South Nassau near Val Vista Road and Southern Avenue.

It was a Sunday and Contreras was having a cup of coffee when he heard a helicopter. He and his son went outside and saw a man running with a bag and police cars approaching. He sent his son into the house.

Contreras went behind his vehicle and when the man ran between Contreras's two vehicles, headed toward his home, he threw the coffee cup down and tackled the man. They wrestled until Contreras subdued him about 10 feet from the front door. In seconds, police arrived and took the suspect into custody.

"I tackled him like I did in high school," said Contreras, who suffered a minor head injury in the scuffle.

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/mesa/articles/1210m-citizenawardZ11.html

Braces Or Mission

Elder Watson has terrible teeth! I mean, not good in any way other than they are teeth. He lives in Africa and his friends tell him that he should use the money he saved up to fix his teeth. He decides to serve the Lord. This story gets to my mission president and he works his resources and finds an orthodontist that does an accelerated process to fix Elder Watson's teeth before he goes home.